新しいモン見つけた

先ね、言わばドア・トゥ・ドア商人が来た。最近こうしてアイスを売るガキも結構多いけど、今度のは違う。
こいつ、ドリアン売れてるｗｗｗｗｗ。これはまた新鮮感あるね。今、母が選んでる。俺、食べないけどね。
Just now, a door to door salesman came. Recently there's alot of young people selling ice cream like this, but this time's different.
This guy's selling durians, lol. Something new. My mom's picking some now. I won't eat it though.